The Oldest Member, clubhouse raconteur of golfing stories. Has not played golf since the rubber-cored ball superseded the gutty. Often referees finals of the golf championship.

• A Woman is Only a Woman
• Ordeal by Golf
• The Rough Stuff
• Sundered Hearts
• A Mixed Threesome
• The Clicking of Cuthbert
• The Heel of Achilles
• The Salvation of George Mackintosh
• The Long Hole
• The Magic Plus Fours
• Chester Forgets Himself
• The Awakening of Rollo Podmarsh
• The Heart of a Goof
• Jane Gets off the Fairway
• Rodney Fails to Qualify
• The Purification of Rodney Spelvin
• High Stakes
• Keeping in with Vosper
• Farewell to Legs
• There's Always Golf!
• The Letter of the Law
• Scratch Man
• Excelsior
• Tangled Hearts
• Rodney Has a Relapse
• Feet of Clay
• Up from the Depths
• Joy Bells for Walter