Monica Simmons, pig-girl to the Empress of Blandings in Pigs Have Wings
and Galahad at Blandings. One of six daughters of a rural vicar, all of whom
played hockey for Roedean. A cousin of Sir Gregory Parsloe,
looks like an all-in wrestler (or a Norse goddess, in the eyes
of Wilfred Allsop, who elopes with her in Galahad at Blandings).