Monica Simmons, pig-girl to the Empress of Blandings in Pigs Have Wings and Galahad at Blandings. One of six daughters of a rural vicar, all of whom played hockey for Roedean. A cousin of Sir Gregory Parsloe, looks like an all-in wrestler (or a Norse goddess, in the eyes of Wilfred Allsop, who elopes with her in Galahad at Blandings).

• Pigs Have Wings
• Galahad at Blandings