Bertie Wooster — Narrator
Jeeves — Has an aunt who likes riding in cabs. Writes all about
New York City's night life for Rocky to send to his aunt.
Rockmetteller Todd — Poet friend of Bertie's who lives a quiet
life on Long Island and hates New York City
Isabel Rockmetteller — Rocky's wealthy aunt who wants to live
it up vicariously but learns her lesson from Jeeves
Jimmy Mundy — A reformer whose lecture cures Rocky's aunt