Plots now run so much in grooves that the fun is almost one hundred per
cent linguistic. Bertie and Co. get into fun situations - he is tied up and
gagged, horsewhipped, made to fall in a middenish puddle and later a
swimming pool. But it's the narrative grammar and syntax murdered by Bertie
that is the main strand of humour. When it's fresh and new, it's good. But
there is quite a lot of old, cold stuff, too. Sad, but, dash it, Wodehouse
is rising ninety-three.
Bertie, with spots on his chest, is told by a doctor to go to the country
and live a quiet, fresh-air life. He goes, with Jeeves, to Maiden
Eggesford, to a cottage on the estate of a Colonel Briscoe, brother of the
Vicar. Aunt Dahlia is staying at the Colonel's house. Jeeves has an aunt in
Maiden Eggesford, too. Colonel Briscoe has a racehorse, Simla, which is
hotly rivalled by his neighbour Colonel Cook's Potato Chip for an important
local race. Potato Chip pines in his stable if his friend the cat isn't
there. Aunt Dahlia and all the Briscoes, including the Vicar's daughter
Angelica (remember her from the fizzing short story Tried in the
Furnace?) have their shirts on Simla and Aunt Dahlia thinks to safeguard
their investments by stealing the cat from Potato Chip so that he'll pine
and lose the race. Of course she expects Bertie to house the hijacked cat
until after the race.
The young love interest is Orlo Porter, an Oxford Union Communist, who
yearns to marry Vanessa Cook, whose father, Colonel Cook, above, is Orlo's
sole trustee and who won't unbelt Orlo's money to let him marry his
daughter. Vanessa (to whom Bertie had proposed marriage some time
previously) quarrels with Orlo because he hasn't the guts to go and thump
the table with her fierce horse-whipping father. At one stage she says,
'Right, Bertie, I will marry you.' This would be for Bertie worse even than
Florence Craye. Vanessa is dominant and disapproving and proposes that
Bertie shall, when they are married, give up smoking, his silly laugh and
the Drones.
Simla wins the race on a technicality. Orlo and Vanessa elope. Colonel Cook
and his friend (Bertie's enemy in the last book) Major Plank are made to
look silly. Why Plank, and Jeeves's aunt for that matter, are there at all
is a mystery. Aunt Dahlia wins a lot of money and Bertie and Jeeves escape
to the quiet life in New York, far from aunts.
Source: Richard Usborne. Plum Sauce. A P G Wodehouse Companion.