Автор Anary
Время 2004-02-15 12:05
Отредактировано 2007-01-05 16:45
Не смея сразу же редактировать ваш сценарий :)), предлагаю свою правку сцен 13-17 (что изменено, как обычно, в заглавных буквах; где не уверена - в квадратных скобках)
А еще добавила сцену 18 :)
13. Леди Глоссоп и Вустер
- Good morning, mister Wooster.
- OH, Good morning, lady Glossop.
- Do sit down. I WAS LOOKING FOR OSWALD.
- Oswald? Yes, BUT he`s probably [getting ready to] go fishing, I SHOULD think. AT LEAST, I hope so.
- You hope so?
- Yes. Well, you know, fishing is a good healthy pursuit for a young man (LAD). Character building too. [...] mighty forces of Mother Nature. Yes, Oofy Prosser once asked Boko Fittleworth down to his place for some fly-fishing. POOR OLD BOKO COULDN'T FIND OUT WHY THEY WANT TO CATCH FLIES. Still, that`s Boko for you.
- Do you always breakfast at this hour, mister Wooster?
- Oh, Good Lord, no ... no, no, no. Only IF I get up early.
- Sir Roderick WAS ON HIS WAY to London at eight o`clock.
- Really?
- He had an urgent call from the Bishop of Hackley.
- THE OLD BISH'S GOT A FEW PAGES STUCK TOGETHER, DID HE?
- My husband is not in the book trade, mister Wooster. He is a well-known nerve-specialist.
- Yes, that`s what I SAID. YES, AND dashed interesting work IT must be too.
- Do you work, mister Wooster?
- WHAT, work as in honest toil, you mean?
- Yes.
- HEWING THE WOOD AND DRAWING THE OLD WET STUFF AND SO FORTH?
- Quite.
- Well, I`ve known a few people who workED. I absolutely swear by some of them.
- But...
- Boko Fittleworth almost had a job once.
- Who is this Boko Fittleworth you keep talking about?
- Boko? You don`t know Boko?
- No.
- Good Lord, I thought everybody knew Boko.
- I do not.
- Looks like a parrot with a MOLT.
- No.
- Once he put HIS shirt on Silly Billy to win THE CESAREWITCH AND Lady in Spain BEAT HIM BY A NOSE.
- I have never met Boko Fittleworth.
- No, WELL, I couldn`t recommend it WHOLEHEARTEDLY, anyway. HE IS IN A QUIET TASTE, BOKO. At least that's what his mother says.
- You were telling me how he once got a job...
- Oh YES, well, Boko'S GOT an uncle in the City, you see, BROKES STOCKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. And he offered BOKO this job and Boko accepted it. I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THEM COULD'VE BEEN FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS, TO BE HONEST, AT THE TIME. ANYWAY, CHAOS OBVIOUSLY ENSUED UNTIL BOKO SAW SENSE AND GAVE IT ALL UP. THEN WE HAD TO TAKE IT IN TURNS TO GET ROUND AND SIT WITH HIM UNTIL IT CALMED DOWN.
- How would you ever support a wife, mister Wooster?
- Well, it depends on whose wife it was. I'd say, a gentle pressure beneath the left elbow when crossing a busy street normally fills the bill.
14. Byстер и Бинго Литтл
- Bertie!
- Bingo!
- She telephoned!
- She phoned you, EH? That`s good, isn`t it? Shows a friendly spirit.
- Well, she didn`t phone me exactly. But I picked up a phone when I was standing beside it.
- What did she say?
- She said me "Let me talk to someone with A brain".
- Ah!
- But it was friendly the way she said it. Go and start your LATIN!
- DID SHE SAY WHAT TIME SHE'D BE BACK?
- In about AN hour, she said.
- AND WHEN WAS THAT?
- ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. She`s bringing a friend, Daphne Braithwaite or something her name is.
- Very well THEN, twelve o`clock.
- What?
- Twelve o`clock, the bridge, Oswald!
- Oh, RIGHT, yes. WE'RE STILL [ON TO DO THAT], AREN'T WE?
- WHY, absolutely. You want still to bring Honoria to HER knees, don`t you?
- Bertie, she`s SUCH a wonderful person, she...
- Yes, fine. So, twelve o`clock, you`ll be hidden in the bulrushes by the bridge.
- OH BERTIE, DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE ...
- I'LL see you later.
15. Вустер, Гонория и Дафна.
- Leave the BAGS. Beckett will get them. Beckett! Come inside. I want to show you SOME OF THE THINGS I shot last week.
- Hello, Honoria.
- IS THAT Bertie Wooster. What is he doing here? What are you doing here, Bertie?
- Oh, you know. Listen to that, hither and yon.
- This is my friend, Daphne Braithwaite.
- How do you do.
- Bertie`s a WASTREL.
- Oh, GOODY...
- And least that`s what his aunt Agatha says. Come on, Daphne.
- See you later, Bertie.
- WILL I? Yes, see you later, Daphne. Oh, I say! Honoria!
- What?
- Would you come FOR a walk with me?
- What?
- YOU KNOW ... A walk.
- Becket, the BAGS. What for?
- I want to tell you something.
- Really? Now?
- No, no. In about half an hour.
- Right.
- No, no, that`s when, that`s when... In ABOUT twenty minutes by the bridge.
- Why in twenty minutes?
- It`ll be better then.
16. Леди Глоссоп и Гонория.
- Hello, Mammy, I`m back.
- Did you have a nice time AT THE BRAITHWAITESHIRE...
- Lovely, yes. I BROUGHT Daphne back with me.
- Close the door A MOMENT, Honoria. Come and sit down. I HAD been talking to mister Wooster.
- Yes, I saw him. What`s he doing here?
- Missis Gragson sent him.
- What on earth for? He doesn`t shoot, he doesn`t hunt.
- It is your birthday next week, Honoria.
- I hope she didn`t send him DOWN as a present?
- You will be twenty four.
- Oh, no...
- It IS a good family, Honoria.
- Honestly, Mammy, he doesn`t work even!
- He told me this morning he has been thinking about work. He is not all your father and I would HAVE hoped FOR for you, I AGREE, BUT... SureLY, you could make something of him.
- Is he keen at all?
- I`m sure he is. You know how these young men try to hide their feelings.
17. Берти спасает Освальда
- Keep still, you ASS. She`ll see you. Don`t sniff. Quiet, HERE she comes.
- Ah! Well?
- I was just thinking.
- What?
- This MAY SOUND a bit rummy, AND ALL THAT. BUT there is someone here who is frightfully in love with you. And so forth. A friend of mine, as a matter of fact
- Well, why doesn`t he say so?
- Somebody HASN'T GOT the nerve. Worships the ground you tread on and all that. But just can`t [wake up] a ginger to tell you.
- This is VERY interesting.
- Is it? Well, anyway, that`s the posish. and so JUST BEAR IT IN MIND....
- Oh, Bertie, how funny you are!
- I wish you would'T MAKE ALL THAT ROW. You`re scaring the fish away.
- Oswald, you SHOuldn't sit down on the bridge like that. He might easily fall in.
- Might he? Well, I`ll go and tell him. Hello. Fishing, EH?
- Hey, watch out. Aaaa!
- Oswald! Help him!
- Help!
- What are you doing?!
- Help!..... Oswald! Yes...
- Oswald, are you all right?
- He pushed me. He`s mad.
- You`d rather go and change your clothes.
- Honoria...
- Bertie, you are funny! FIRST proposing to me in that extraordinary rOUNDabout way and THEN pushing poor little Oswald in to the lake, so as to impress me by saving him!
- No, no, no, no!
- Now you run straight UP TO the house, change your wet CLOTHES before you catch a death OF cold. Go on! Oh, Bertie!
18. Берти и Бинго
- Bertie! Just the man I wanted to see. Bertie, a wonderful thing has happened!
- You blighter. What became of you? Do you realize...
- Your clothes are all wet
- I was just on my way to hide in those rushes, when the most extraordinary thing happened. Walking across the lawn I saw the most radiant, the most beautiful girl in the world. We started to talk. Her name is Daphne Braithwaite, Bertie. Our eyes met and I knew at once that what I imagined to be my love for Honoria Glossop was a mere passing whim. Daphne is so wonderful, Bertie, like a tender goddess. And she is so sympathetic, Bertie ... Daphne! ... Her handicap is twenty six.