Jane Twistleton, nee Bastable, Countess of Ickenham, half-sister of Beefy Bastable and wife of Frederick in Uncle Fred in the Springtime and elsewhere, has prudently decided that the evening of her husband's life should be spent exclusively at his rural seat, going so far as to inform him that if he ever tries to sneak up to London she will skin him with a blunt knife. Broke off her engagement to Fred six times before tying the knot. See Lady Ickenham